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Lesbian Vampire Killers ()
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We debuted a short, but sweet, teaser trailer for this back in December, and today we've finally got a tasty full-fledged trailer for your pleasure. There's really no need for an intro, because Lesbian Vampire Killers delivers exactly what it promises - lesbian vampires, and, I guess, killers of said lesbian vampires. I'm sure you'll just want to watch this no matter what I say about the title or the story or whatever. Though I'm not sure how many of you will still want to see this after watching the full trailer. Anyway, feast your eyes on this! For more madness, head to the official website: LesbianVampireKillersMovie. With some luck, we can expect to see this sometime in !
Lesbian Vampire Killers final trailer
They're everywhere at the moment - trashy ones from Louisiana in True Blood , almost human ones in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books now a movie and the kindly girl-next-door variety in the fabulous Swedish film Let The Right One In. If you want to get ahead or a head in pictures, grow some teeth. Luckily, someone decided to take the piss. Lesbian Vampire Killers is a British comedy about two young men who go hiking through an English forest where Sapphic babes want to siphon their sanguinity, hack into their hemoglobin, and drain their Type O, daddyo.
It would be quite easy to dismiss my dislike of Horne and Corden as mere jealously on my part. I found myself hoping this backlash would last long enough to ruin both their careers. Completely unjustified, stupid envy from me, a man who has accomplished nothing with his 26 years on the planet. A film so breathtakingly awful that I now have a legitimate reason to pray for their downfall, both economically and medically.